- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
(via nohrxinna)
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*
“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
(via kurweezy)
